The road less travelled

The road less travelled

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

This morning I started life as an ant and went home a Zombie.

If you have been following our blog you know where we are and who we work for. That way I don't have to mention it because we signed a confidentiality agreement. And I don't want to violate that because I don't know if I could find another job as good. (In Campbellsville, Ky. anyways.)

With that being said I would like to discuss this new life as an ant. Do you remember as a kid looking at an ant hill and watching them going in and out non-stop. Trying, oh so hard not to grab that magnifying glass and start  burning the little suckers. But then doing it any way when no one was looking.  Or on the 4th of July, sticking firecrackers in the opening and lighting them. KKKKAAAAAA-BBBBBOOOOOMMM!!! Ants everywhere. Well that's not the kind of ant life I am talking about. Shame on you.

The ant hill I am talking about is the warehouse. Nearly 2 thousand people(ants) are moving about doing many different jobs just like in an ant colony. We are all walking these pre-determined paths, going back and forth. Do you remember looking at a profile picture of an ant hill? Just another similarity because the warehouse is 4 stories tall. Going up and down, back and forth for 10 hours. So that is what the ant reference is for.

Now we work 10 hour days walking in a giant warehouse pulling orders all day long. Walking 10-15 miles a day. Walking and trudging and trudging and walking. After hours and hours of doing that you start to notice changes in everybody. The "Good Mornings" are gone, the smiles are gone and also the "how are yous" are gone. In the south it is "how are y'all?". Before you know it the ants are gone and now you think you are in an episode of The Walking Dead. Zombiefied. Just moving to the next location you have to go to. Watching the clock tick by ever so slowly.

All in all it isn't that bad. It is hard work. We don't want to kid our selves and say it isn't. But anybody can do it if they have the right mind set. Our mind set is: we know that this is only for a couple of months, we can do it.

Now I want to share something from a person that is working behind the scenes. If you are reading out loud to children, you may want to stop now.

Honestly I did not know that Amazon sold so many adult novelties(use your imagination). I thought you had to go to other adult websites for that, but we are picking items of adult nature all day long. Most are wrapped in plastic. You see the items and you know what it is. Also the names give them away. So if you are the type that orders that stuff, don't worry because we don't know who orders what.

For instance if someone where to order a foot long purple wiggler(again, use your imagination). The computer just sends use to a location to pick one. We put it in a tote and send it on the conveyor to packing. The people in packing throw it in a box with an invoice with no names on it and pack it and seal it. Then the box goes to another station and the computer slams a label on it. Everything is completely confidential. Only the computer knows. At the end of the day Lisa and I always say, "You should have seen what I picked"? And then we go on the company's website to look them up. We are easily entertained.

Till the next time.

13 comments:

  1. Wow. I could write a bunch of things, but I won't. Sounds interesting!

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  2. I just read your post out loud to Beverly as we are driving back home from Lakota. We literally laughed our butts off ! Good thing the little old guy sitting up front can't hear real well lol! Thanks for the entertainment Ants!

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    1. Glad you enjoyed. we have lots of time to think.

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  4. You had me scared there for a second....you're sure, you don't see the names? Whew! By the way, I just found your Christmas present!

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  5. Steve and I spent all of 3 weeks working at the ant farm. I discovered that the two biggest sellers were vitamins and those wiggley things! Not our favorite job. Hopefully we'll just keep our summer job. Have fun 'cause you know time flies when you're having fun!

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  6. Steve and I spent all of 3 weeks working at the ant farm. I discovered that the two biggest sellers were vitamins and those wiggley things! Not our favorite job. Hopefully we'll just keep our summer job. Have fun 'cause you know time flies when you're having fun!

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  7. Thanks. We want to hear more about your summer job sometime.

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  8. The adult novelty information is awesome. Makes sense to me as who would want to go into a store and buy something like that. Just think of all the people you are making happy with these orders lol...or maybe not

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  9. That's why there is a smile on the box.

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  10. I've always thought you could get anything at Amazon....you just confirmed it!!

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