Friday, September 6, 2024

Back by popular Demand!

 "DOCTOR! DOCTOR!" I yelled as best I could.

In through the door came the most voluptuous nurse I have ever seen. Through bloodshot and blurry eyes I could barely make out her name tag. Feelgood. Nurse Feelgood. You have got to be kidding me, I thought. I shook my head and rubbed my eyes. Sure enough, it said Feelgood.

"Nurse Feelgood." I said. "Where am I? What happened to me?" 

A million other questions racing through my head. Like, "What's a beautiful nurse doing in a place like this? Does she have a sister named Bambi Poledancer that lives in South Dakota? What time is my sponge bath?"

Before I could get any answers she said "I've paged your Doctor. He wanted to know the minute you woke up."

In through the door came Doctor, I kid you not, Bonebreaker. 

"You've finally woken up, Mr Allejandro. You've been in a coma for  5 months." he said.

"What? You're kidding right? What day is it?" was all I could say.

"It is the beginning of September, 2024. Do you remember anything, anything at all Mr Allejandro?"

"Please, call me Tango. All I remember is that we, my wife Gladys and I, were getting ready for soup season. Soup season is big where we come from. Bigger than fishing season and lasts almost as long. We were slinging soup over there and over there and pretty much everywhere. I remember I had a ladle in one hand and a Cheesey Sasquatch in the other. I don't remember anything after that. My wife? Where is she?"

Nurse Feelgood jumped in here. "I can answer that Mr. Alej......ah, Tango. I was reading one of those garbage blogs. You know the ones. The ones like the National Enquirer. According to this blog she became a detective somewhere. Hunting down animal haters or something like that. I really didn't read the whole thing because it was such garbage. I printed it if you want to see it, although I think I may have lined the bottom of the birdcage with it."

"That can't be." I said. "She hates guns. She pretty much hates anything that makes a loud noise."

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of Our Lives".*(Slogan for the soap opera, Days of Our Lives.

Why did I open with all of that nonsense? I wanted to show a particular blogger that I too, can write fiction, so that if he doesn't want to become my next subject, he should cease and desist. But if you don't know what I am talking about I will share his link here. Jim's fictional tale.

Well it is the beginning of September and Lisa and I are looking back now and going, "Where the heck did summer go?" We have had such a busy summer with our food trailer that the time literally just flew by. Not kidding there. As I write this the number of events we have left are in the teens now. We will still go to the middle of October but we can see the end in sight. We have done fewer events than our first year, but we have picked up larger ones than we had the first year also. 92 events opposed to 80 this year. 

Things have gone easier than our first year and we are much more comfortable with what we are doing. Fewer hurdles in our way and we keep learning more all of the time. We have met so many great people out there. Other food vendors who we don't see as competition but rather as partners. More trailers attract more people. So many places we return to over and over again because we like the people there and a few we have become friends with. (Secret, we are not people, people) 

Things that happen quite often:

1) There are so many events we go to with lots of people. So many times someone will come up to our window and first ask us if we take cash? Uh, yes? "Good, all I have is a hundred dollar bill". I feel like we should change our name to Lone Pine Soup Company and Bank.

2) I don't take the orders. Lisa does because I would not have the patience for it. People will walk up and ask,"What do you recommend?" or "What's your favorite thing to eat?" Come on people, make your own decisions. My answer would be like "A cheeseburger, now get the heck out of here!"

3) Special orders. I get used to making things the way we advertise them. But people always will want something omitted or added or changed. I have thrown a lot of food away because I did not see the special order part.

4) My favorite. People will order their food and than ask if they can get it to go. We are a food trailer. Of course you are getting it to go. Do you think we are going to let you eat it inside? See my eyes rolling?

So, we are nearing the end of our second year and looking forward to putting the trailer away for the season. Then we can finally take a day off before we start booking for next year. And when I say we, I mean Lisa. LOL. I will finally have time to finish the work in the cabin.

Speaking of the cabin, we finally got to our flooring. We hired that done, because there was no way I could get down on my knees for days working on that. I'm not called "Cripple Guy Construction" for nothing. Don't get me wrong. I could probably get down on the ground. Getting up would be the problem. It really looks great.

Hallway.

Boom-boom room.

Kitchen.

We have not had flooring for 3 years. It's like living in a house.
Living room.

The carpet in the living room and bedroom sure is nice. Now all I have left is trim work. Miles and miles of trim. Some of that stuff is not cheap. 

We have also managed to spend time with the grandkids. We can't believe that they have started school and pre-school now. 

That is it in a nutshell. 








Friday, April 19, 2024

Soup Season is Here!

 We knew this day would come eventually. I mean we have been reading the signs the universe has been giving us. It started with a whisper in the breeze. Very faint at first. "Sssssoooouuuupppp." Gradually it became louder and louder. "We want soup." Until finally we couldn't ignore it any more. "SOUP!!!!!!!!" So finally we have put our cabin remodel on the back burner and made all of the preparations for soup season. April 19th will be our first event.

We are in full soup mode now. Last year we had around 35 soup events booked by this time for the year. Lisa has really been proactive this year, booking over 60 events already. It promises to be a very busy and fun year. We have many new events and new places that we will be at. 

But first let me finish updating you with the cabin remodel.

In the last blog we had gotten three bedroom walls and the ceiling done. Two walls and the ceiling done in the family room and nothing in the closet and hallway. The next things that needed doing was to have the  windows installed and cutting a walkway from the existing cabin to the new addition. Lisa planned on a contractor to install the windows and I am so glad she did. It was way beyond my skill level and I am not too proud to admit that.

The outside wall where the windows will go.
Bedroom window installed.

They installed them the correct way by removing the steel siding on the outside. Cutting the hole and then installing the window. If I would have done that it would have been so wrong. Glad I did not do it. So glad. It took two guys two days to put those in. 
Inside view from the family room.

Inside the bedroom view.
It's like they have always been there.

While that was getting done, I had to do a job I was kind of dreading. Cutting through our wall to connect the rooms. Never have I ever. I removed the wood carefully that we put up on the wall a couple of years ago. Next I surgically removed the sheet rock.
At this point, most construction people would just use a sledge hammer and tear it all apart. Not caring about what got destroyed because they would just rebuild it. Not me. The less I have to rebuild the better.
It helped knowing how I built the wall in the first place. The electrician already rerouted the electrical lines.
Ready for the opening.
I started by drilling a hole in each corner between the studs so that I could get my saws all in there. Lisa made a short video of what that sounded like inside.
Once one hole was done, I would move to the next section and repeat.
After there where two holes, I would then cut out the stud in between them. Working that way, I was always ready for Lisa to tell me that that was the size she wanted or I could keep going to make it wider.
She finally went with the widest it could be.
It was a good choice. After a little tweaking (No Jim, I did not say twerking) I replaced the sheet rock and the wood around the opening to finish it off.
Now with the windows in and the opening cut out, I could finish putting up the rest of the walls. Which I did.
Family room.

Hallway.

Looking into the family room.
After going over budget a little on the wood and windows, we decided to do the closet a little differently. We took some plywood and Lisa torched it with a propane torch. We then used that on the walls. 
Torched closet walls and natural pine ceiling. 
I think it works. So now we are at a work stoppage. We are waiting for the electrician to come back and hook up the lights and outlets. We are going to put carpet in those rooms because those rooms do not have floor heat. It is all coming together.

The rest of the summer will be doing the finishing work. Trim mostly. Looking for furniture and moving in to enjoy it all. In between soup events that is. 

On a more personal note. I had a milestone birthday a few weeks back. The big 60. It was really no big deal for me. I don't know why. When I turned 30, I thought life was ending for sure. But now look at me. I groan when I sit down or stand up. It's just expected. Lisa can stop rolling her eyes like when I was doing that in my thirties. I joined a mature adult organization. Not AARP. It is called GOFA. Grumpy Old Folks Association. Do you know how I know that that is the organization for me? One day the grandkids were being loud. I said to them, "Shut up! Or I'm going to rip off your arm and beat you with the bloody stump!"

LOL. That really didn't happen, or did it? All I know for sure is that there is quiet around our house.

May the soup be with you.

















Sunday, March 24, 2024

Cripple Guy Construction/March 2024

 We have been so busy since we have gotten back from our Winterpaloozafestathon. That was our little getaway to the Gulf Coast and Florida. You can read about it here if you haven't done so before. Winterpaloozafestathon. It was a much needed break but we are glad to be home and work on our addition. If you don't know about our new addition you can read about that here. Remodel. Once everyone is caught up we can continue. 

Alrighty then.

Once we had returned home we contacted the electrician to finish the rough-in electrical work. Once that was done and inspected we continued work on the Mezzanine. We chose to call it a mezzanine instead of a loft because a loft is so bumkin sounding and we are sooooo much more sophisticated than that. 

We put the floor of the mezzanine down before our vacation but I failed to include that in our last remodel update. My bad. It was suggested by former friends of ours to use a 3/4 inch tongue and groove OSB board instead of the 1/2 inch plain OSB I wanted to use. It nearly killed Lisa and I to get that up on the mezzanine. According to the "Google" 3/4" OSB weighs 80 pounds a sheet versus 53.44 for 1/2" OSB. Cripple Guy Construction was struggling that day. We were glad when my strong son and his strong wife came and helped us get those dang things up there.

That flooring is done so we can laugh about it now. But during that installation process, it was not a pretty sight and there were some definite cuss words thrown in the direction of South Dakota that day. I then put up a railing and we started to fill it up with our many treasures.
View from the mezzanine looking into the barn.

For the next step, we put up sheetrock to separate the rooms from the barn. It was also decided by Lisa to put up some kind of barrier on the mezzanine so that people couldn't see our treasures from down below. I call them treasures while she refers to the stuff as junk.
After that we really started to kick it into high gear. We went to our lumber supplier to get tongue and groove wood for the inside. Lisa started to stain like a woman possessed. 
Lisa's first truck load of wood and her work space.

I started to insulate the walls and the ceiling. We are adding a family room, walk in closet and a master bedroom.
Family room north wall.
Family room wall and ceiling insulated.
Family room is all insulated now.

Once Lisa had enough boards stained, I started hanging them up. Starting with the ceiling. We decided to go with bugwood there. Bugwood is reclaimed pine from forests that were killed from a pine beetle infestation. It looks really cool so all Lisa did was put a couple of clear coats of varnish over it. It came out really nice.
Bugwood.

For the walls we are doing a dark stain. One that we have used before in other parts of the cabin. It is called Toasted Barrel. The original plan was to only put it on one wall as an accent but Lisa likes it so much that we are going to put it on all the walls. these pictures are kind of dark because our windows are not in yet. They have been ordered and are on the way.
Working on the family room east wall.

Once we decided on the wall color it was back to the lumber guy for another truck load of wood. Hopefully it is our final load.
That's a lot of wood that needs staining.

As soon as Lisa would have enough for me to work with, I would start putting it up.
Bedroom north wall and west wall in progress.

Which now brings us to where we are today. 
Three walls and part of the ceiling in the bedroom done.

We have been working hard to get as much done as we can because food trailer season will soon be upon us.

On a more personal note. I have been doing a social experiment lately. What I mean by that is this. I have noticed that almost every single time Lisa wears a specific hooded sweatshirt, people always comment about it. The hooded sweatshirt simply says one word. Norway. With a Norwegian flag on it. I'm not kidding when I tell you that so many people come up to her and ask her if she is from Norway. Or if she has been to Norway. So it got me thinking. Now whenever she wears that hooded sweatshirt out in public, I wear a Bass Pro Shop t-shirt. Still people come up to her and ask her those questions but I have not had anyone ever ask me if I have been to a Bass Pro Shop or if I work at a Bass Pro Shop. Never. Flummoxed still to this day.

Could it be that she looks really cute in her hooded sweatshirt and I just look like a crabby old guy? Nahh.

Until next time.




















Thursday, February 8, 2024

Winterpaloozafestathon Finale

 Thursday Feb 1st came and we picked up the truck. Totally miffed at the situation but are over it now. We left Avon Park Friday morning bright and early. But where did we go?

As often happens with us, when we are done with something, we are done. So we pointed the truck north and drove 4 days home. Back to the SSUVFL. Three of those days were long driving days for us. Usually around 8 hours. The last day was shorter and what a relief when we pulled into our beautiful property. We both got out of our vehicles and said "We may never leave again". LOL.

It has been a strange winter for sure. We got home and there is no snow at all. Normally we would have 20-30 inches on the ground and the temps would be hovering around 0 for weeks at a time. But not this year. However when we were in Florida, most people we talked to said that that is the coldest (their words) it has been down there for many many years. 

What did we learn from this little expedition? Well, we know that we are done with the full time lifestyle. Heck, we don't even consider ourselves as part timers either. We felt like we needed to take a trip just because we haven't been on the road for awhile and that RVing was just a huge part of our life back then. I guess you could say that we have moved on.

We thought we had planned well. Making many stops in places that are fun to be at. Lots of beach time at first but the cooler temps really didn't make it as enjoyable as it could have been. Remember, I only found $.06 metal detecting. 

We will have to rethink the way we travel in the future. The pickup camper got to be small after a while. We don't know how we lived in it for almost a year one time. Especially when it was cold out and you couldn't sit outside. Very few places we were at allowed fires and we didn't have the room to bring our propane fire pit.

So we are home now, deeply entrenched into our fortress of solitude. Now we can concentrate our efforts on our home expansion and the food trailer business.

Until then.



Sunday, February 4, 2024

Winterpaloozafestathon. Jan-26th-Feb 1st

 As I pulled out of the campground at Ft. Wilderness and started our trek south, the car behind me felt that I cut them off or something as they drove 50 in a 35 and quickly flipped me off as they went on by. So much for the happiest place on earth.

Our next stop was going to be the Everglades National Park and to Key West. That was the plan anyways. But fate was not going to let that happen.

Ever since we stopped in Mississippi coming down here, I have been watching an oil leak from under the truck. Every stop we made I would see a little spot of oil. Gradually the spot got larger and larger. Since we still have a lot of miles to go and the truck is carrying a heavy load, I felt that maybe it should be looked at by a professional. So knowing where we were going, I made an appointment at one of the Dodge dealers on the way. 

Not camping. Sitting outside of the dealership playing tiddly winks.

Still there playing Jacks this time.

So we got to the Dodge dealer in Avon Park, Florida. Removed the camper so they could get it on the hoist and then waited for the autopsy. I was really hoping for something minor that could be fixed easily. With fingers crossed we waited for a couple of hours.
Gandolf getting probed.

Later on, I went inside since I wasn't getting a phone call and got the bad news/good news, news. The bad news was that the leak was coming from the timing cover housing. It would take a week to fix it because it is very involved. Sad face. The good news is that our extended warranty would cover the repairs. Happy face. The bad news was that we will have to cancel the Everglades and Key West.  Sad face. Our warranty went up to 100,000 miles. Our truck has 99.960 miles. If I would have waited till we got back to Minnesota to have it looked at, it would have been out of warranty. Happy face. When we went to the dealership I got this message on my phone.
That was from after I picked it up. Notice any other messages?


So we found a campground that had room for us. We called four before one had an open spot. Unloaded the camper and now we wait. It's Friday and they said it would be done Wednesday. We are at the mercy of others. We are in Avon Park, Florida. If you are looking for an affordable place to winter in Florida, check out this area. It is an hour and a half to the coast in either direction. Being on the coast is expensive just because you are on the coast. The RV park we found is an older park. I said that it was the trailer park that time forgot.

Word quickly spread throughout the park about our predicament. The people here are so friendly. The first day we had two separate people offer us their vehicles to use. Strangers mind you. We thanked them and declined because fortunately we had our Jeep with us. So many have stopped and chatted with us. Telling us what there is to do here.

Day one stranded. Saturday promised to be the nicest. So we jumped in the Jeep and drove over to Anna Maria Island. Beach day!



This is a beautiful place to visit but I would not want to live there. Lots of people packed into a small area with one main road that is usually bumper to bumper. 

Day two stranded. A neighbor said that there is a nice State Park that is not far from here. Highland Hammock State Park. Rumor has it that a "Skunk Ape" was seen  there. "Lisa! Warm up the Jeep because it is going to be in the fifties here. Lets go!" 

But first my little woman wanted to do some shopping at the local mall. You know the type of mall that was the pinnacle of 80's and 90's capitalism. Lakeshore Mall.
We have never been to a mall this empty. It was very sad to see this, remembering all of the good times as teenagers that we have spent in malls. One building that could offer so much in variety, foods and so many different friends to meet up with. With so few tenants, I was surprised that it is still open. 

On to the state park. $6.00 entrance fee. Cheaper than a Bud light at Disney. What a vast wilderness. There is an auto loop with several opportunities to hike. One such hike we wanted to do starts out as a boardwalk out into the swamp. Then it turns into a catwalk for the rest of the duration. The catwalk was a smaller/narrower boardwalk with only one railing on one side. But that part was closed to weather damage. Awww. We got some good "Skunk Ape" hunting pictures from that area.




We did a few of the hikes and then went to the CCC museum they have at the park. Very informative day.

On the way home we passed a Winn-Dixie. Winn-Dixie is one of the grocery chains they have in Florida and I love them for one reason. Wing bars. That's right, I said wing bars. Most, not all, I have found will offer a variety of wings that you can stuff in a bucket for the low, low price of $15.99. That's less than 2 Disney Bud lights. This store had plain wings, hot wings, garlic parmesan and my favorite, Teriyaki. They also had bbq ribblets. I got them all! BWAH HA HA HA!

Day three stranded. What are we going to do? There are not a lot of things to do. So we looked on the map. I found a place about 55 miles south of us called "Gatorama". To the gatormobile.

Gatorama is a roadside attraction. It has been around since the 50's. It was very clean and well kept. Lots and lots of alligators, crocodiles and caimans. There is a saltwater crocodile that is absolutely huge.

The first thing I liked about Gatorama were their warning signs.

I am pretty sure that people try to jump in there and pet the friendly 12 foot alligator. Gatorama is a working alligator farm. They raise the gators for food. Shocking, I know. They have to separate the sizes so that they don't eat each other.

Then they have large open areas with alligators and another area for crocodiles. I did not know that crocodiles were native to Florida along with alligators. The guy feeding them said that in Florida, if you see a body of water, always assume there is an alligator in it. I remember a couple of years ago a child was taken in Disney World in one of the many water holes they have around the resorts.



They also had a 20 foot Saltwater Crocodile. 
You can't see him very well but he is floating in the water there.

After that we went to find a place that served Gator. The Gator Shack was the closest so off we went. 
Deep fried gator bites! YUM, YUM!
Day four and five of being stranded wasn't very interesting except for this. 

Tuesday I stopped by the dealership to check on the progress. I said I want to be sure it is going to be done . Our service adviser said it would be done on Wednesday. She didn't give a time. Or a poop!

Wednesday came and they said it would be done on Wednesday. So we waited hoping to get the truck so we could hit the road on Thursday. Finally around four I said to Lisa that I am going over there. Now our service adviser was something else. You would think that they would have to have some people skills to maintain that job. She was the worst. I asked her about the truck. She looks at me like I just interrupted her game of bubble pop and meanders back to the shop. She came back and said it would be done Thursday by noon. Really? I can't do anything about that. She didn't give a poop.

Thursday comes and around 11 I finally get a call from some guy at the dealership. He says the truck is done and ready. My service advisor is on vacation now. Thank you for your business.

Not the best dealership experience we have had but we are glad it didn't cost an arm and a leg for that.

"Gladys! Throw the cats in the camper and lets get going to our next grand adventure!"

On a personal note. I had to tone down some of the language from my editor. Also, the cost of the repairs would have been over 77 Disney Bud lights. That would have been a weekends worth at Jethro and Bambi's.