BLAST OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hobbit House on the launch pad.

"Hobbit House to launch control. Over."

"This is launch control Hobbit House, We are all green. Countdown will commence. Continue with your final checklists. Over."

"Hobbit house copies and willco on final checklists. Over."

"Gladys, it's go or no go time. We have to do the final checklist. I'll read it and you check it off."

"Roger that, Tango."

"Tang."                                                      "What?"
"You know, the astronaut drink."               "Whatever, check."
"Diesel."                                                    "Check."
"DEF."                                                       "Check."
"Toothpaste."                                             "Check"
"Toilet paper."                                            "Check."
"Underpants."                                            "Check."
"Money. Lots of money."                           "Check."
"Bear spray."                                              "Check."
"Underpants."                                            "You said that one already."
"I know. Can you double check it?"          "Double check. Sheesh!"
"Cocktail Weenies."                                   "Check."
"Beer."                                                       "Check."
"Wine."                                                      "Check."
"You better double check those also."       "Check and check."
"Underpants."                                            "Oh for gosh sakes! You have underpants!"

"Hobbit House to launch control. I am sensing a mutiny from my navigator. Please advise. Over."

"Launch control to Hobbit House. We will make a note of it. Did you pack your underpants. Over."

"Hobbit House to launch control. Check."

"Launch control to Hobbit House. All lights are green. Window for launch is a go. Godspeed Hobbit House."

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"We have BLAST OFF!!!!!!!!!!"